1. Quarters are like gold.2. Be creative in the dining hall.3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry's, Ho-Hos and Oreos7. Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.8. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)9. Showers become less important.10. Sleep becomes more important.
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