It was all over the news, "the flood is coming." Being the devout man he was, Johnny decided to wait until God sent him a sign before he evacuated.
The water came up to his doorstep and his neighbor paddled by with a canoe. "Get in!" his neighbor yelled. "No, I'm waiting for a sign from God," he replied.
And he waited.
The water came up to his second floor. Johnny got on his roof. The Coast Guard came by with a helicopter. Johnny refused to get in. "I'm waiting for a sign from God," he yelled.
Johnny drowns and goes to heaven. Upon meeting God, he asks God "why didn't you send me a sign!? I'm a devout guy, all I needed was a sign."
God replies, "I put it on the news, I sent a canoe and I sent a helicopter! What else do you want from me!?"
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