The FBI are doing an experiment to test the level of people's patriotism ...

They get three married couples and separate them, placing the men in one room and the women in another. They ask the men if they would shoot their wives for their country and all agree they would. They hand the first guy a gun and tell him to go and shoot his wife. Guy walks in the room with his wife but he just can't do it. The FBI agent takes the gun back and tells the couple to leave. They give the second guy the gun and tell him to go shoot his wife. Guy walks in the room raises the gun to his wife but starts shaking uncontrollably and can't do it. The FBI agent takes back the gun and tells them to leave. They give the gun to the third guy and tell him to go shoot his wife. The guy walks in the room, closes the door and "BANG! BANG! BANG!" followed by the sound of a serious fight. The door opens and the guy walks out with his shirt torn and scratch marks all over his arms and face. The FBI agent asks, "What the hell happened in there?" to which the husband replies, "Some idiot put blanks in the gun so I had to strangle her to death!"

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