The farmer wakes up early in the morning and finds that all his cows are dead!

A farmer wakes up early in the morning and finds that all his cows are dead. Suddenly, a beatiful naked woman walks out of a lake near his barn, the even more surprised farmer asks who is there, the woman answers:

"I am the witch of the lake"

"Did you kill all my cows?"

"I did not kill your cows and I don't know how they died either, but I will give you an offer: If you can make love to me 5 times in a row I will bring all your cows back to life; but if you can't make it you will die!"

The farmer was very old but agreed because his cows were very precious to him. He started making love to the witch but fainted before he could get to the third time. The witch killed the old man.

Later in the morning, the oldest son came out of the house and found that his father and all the cows were dead, he was very confused. The same witch walked out of the lake again and talked to him:

"I am the witch of the lake, if you want to bring back your dad and all the cows you must make love to me 10 times in a row! If you fail, I will kill you the same way I killed your father"

The man agreed and started making love to the witch. He was a lot younger than his father but still couldn't do the witch the ten times. She killed him.

A few hours later, the farmer's retarded boy came out of the house. He was not amused with all the dead people and animals. The witch came out of the lake, he was not impressed either. The witch told him the same:

"I am the witch of the lake, if you want to bring back your dad, your brother and all the cows you must make love to me 50 times in a row! However, if you fail , I will kill you too!!"

"aight' I will do that"

"You fool!" Said the witch "Your brother couldn't make love to me 10 times, what makes you think you can do me 50 times?"

"How do you think all the cows died?"