So I'm on my way to work this morning when I realize that I need to take a leak. I find a spot to do my business, pull out my dick and start peeing. Right as I'm about to finish, the guy standing next to me leans over, looks down and says "Woah! Nice dick, man! You should do porn!"
I just stood there, shocked and thought to myself "Wow... There are some real creeps on the bus this morning..."
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