Four Presidents in Oz

Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, George Bush, and Bill Clinton get stuck in a
tornado and land in the Land of Oz. Once they get to the Emerald City
Ronald Reagan steps up. The great wizard asks, "What brings you here?"
Ronald Reagan said, "I had some trouble with Iran and I would want a bit
of courage." "Done," replied the great wizard.


Then President Carter steps up. "What brings you in front of the great
wizard?" asked the wizard. "Umm...I need a brain I think," answered
President Carter. "Done," said the great wizard.


Then George Bush steps up. "What troubles you?" asked the wizard. "People
say I need a heart," said Bush. "I've heard so. Done," said the wizard.


Then Clinton steps up. "What brings you to the Emerald City?" asked the
wizard. Clinton paused. "Well?!" shouted the wizard. Then Clinton said
"Uh... anybody seen Dorthy around?"