One day an engineer died and went to hell. He was a good Christian man who never sinned but Saint Peter made a mistake and accidentally sent him to hell.
In hell the engineer thought to himself, "gee, it sure is hot in here", and so he built some air-conditioning.
Then he thought, "I sure am thirsty", and built a brewery and started making beer.
Later God and Saint Peter were reviewing the list of people who had died recently and God noticed that Peter had sent the engineer to hell by mistake. So God goes down to hell and finds Satan relaxing in a recliner chair with the AC on and a beer in his hand. God says to Satan, "Hey Satan, Peter sent an engineer down here by mistake, do you mind if I take him up to heaven where he belongs?" Satan replies, "I wondered about that. No, I think I'll keep him." God says, "What?! You can't do that, he belongs in heaven".
"Nah, I like him, I'm going to keep him".
"You can't do that! I'll... I'll sue!"
And Satan says, "Please, where are you going to find a lawyer?"
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