Three guys are sitting in a bar, complaining about their wives.
The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and we don't even have a garage!"
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod, but she doesn't have any earphones!"
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a dick!"
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