Juan hablando con Mar�a:
"Oye, Mar�a, �sabes qu� pondr� en tu epitafio cuando mueras?"
"�Qu�?"
"Aqu� yace Mar�a, fr�a como siempre".
"�Y a qu� no sabes lo que pondr� yo?"
"�Qu�?"
"Aqu� yace Juan, tieso y duro como nunca".
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