* So the master gets home from work and takes his shoes off, the feet say "what a hard day, I have the worst job ever"
* The dick speaks up and says "oh yeah? how bad is it?"
* "Well every day my master walks all over me in a stinky sock"
* The dick laughs "that's nothing. Everyday my master beats me and once a week he makes me do push-ups in a stinky dark hole until I puke"
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