Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so
tender Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out
the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, commanding his eyes, as he
whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, and two loving hands,
to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And
two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Taws made for a man, just to
make his heart sing. Then God added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.