He asks, "Are you sick of making less money than your cousin, the doctor, being taken advantage of and frustrated by the long hours?" The young lawyer says, "Yes!" The devil said, "Here's my offer: $1 million a year income, a penthouse in Manhattan, a private jet, an oceanside mansion and gorgeous companions of your choice. All I ask for in return is your eternal soul."
The young lawyer eyes the devil. He concentrates really hard. Then, after a big sigh, he asks, "OK, what's the catch?"
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