One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell.
The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3
seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown
in the fiery pit. So the Chinese guy walks up the devil says 1
and it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery
pit. Next the Japanese guy walks up the devil goes 1...2 poof
it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery pit.
Then the black guy goes up. The devil counts 1..2..3 nothing
happens. the devil goes "let me count again" 1..2..3. the devil
goes why didn't it go up in flames. The black guy says choclate
melts in your mouth not in your hand
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