There was a man whose wife was in a coma. She had been in a coma for 5 years and every day, the man would visit the hospital and spend time with her despite her lack of progress. On this particular day, he found himself to be bored and got a little horny. So he reached over and began feeling up his wife and she let out a quiet moan. He leaped out of his chair and ran to the nearest doctor. He told the doctor about the incident and the doctor said,
"Well in some rare cases, that type of stimulation can actually arouse someone to awake from a coma. I'll tell you what, how about we pull the blinds and you go in there and try some ORAL stimulation."
"Well doctor, if you think it will work..."
So the man returned to the hospital room and the doctor drew the blinds behind him. He was in there for a few minutes before he came out looking rather disappointed and shaking his head.
"Well...?" the doctor said.
"She's dead..."
"What do you mean she's dead?"
"She choked...."
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