A woman calls the funeral home to report her husband passed away.
"My husband has died, can you come and get the son-of-a-bitch and bury him. " She asked.
"My condolences for your loss madam, would you like to come down and discuss arrangements and details, such as, what he would have liked to be buried in. " Replied the undertaker.
"Well, " said the woman, "he liked to be buried in my sister, but unfortunately, that bitch isn't dead yet. “
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