The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan...

A Japanese man,...

The pilot says over the intercom "The plane is about to crash, but if we...

A man walks into...

The bar is empty and the bartender is busy in the back washing glasses, so...

Do you know what...

Who cares, they'll get over it..

The trick is to stop

The trick is to stop thinking it is 'your' money. - IRS auditor

I was speaking to...

He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world...

Divide Chuck...

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one...

What are the...

The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

Fuck my neighbours

They let me groom their dog, but threatened to call the police when I offered...

Why do Asian...

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What is Donald...

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas