The pilot says over the intercom "The plane is about to crash, but if we jettison the cargo, we may be able to get back up."
The cargo is jettisoned, but there is no significant effect.
The pilot then says "The plane can only support one man other than me and the copilot, so the three of you must make a sacrifice. May God have mercy on your souls."
The Japanese man decides to jump out first and shouts "Tenno haika banzai! (Long live the Emperor)". The Englishman in all his dignity closes his eyes, jumps down and shouts "God save the Queen!".
The American quickly gets up, throws the Mexican off the plane and yells "Remember the Alamo!"
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