A mother walking down the hall hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
What are you doing?" she exclaims.
"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents," complains the daughter, "this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father in the kitchen hears a humming sound coming from the basement. He goes downstairs and finds his daughter on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What the hell are you doing?" he exclaims.
"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents," wails the daughter, "this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." The old man just shakes his head and goes back upstairs.
A couple of days later the mother hears the humming sound again, this time in the living room of all places. She rolls her eyes and strides into the parlor. Her husband sits on the couch watching the Super Bowl. A half a case of empty beer cans lay between him and the vibrator buzzing away at the other end of the sofa.
"What the hell are you doing?" she exclaims.
"Just watching the game with my son-in-law."
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