The Dancing Cookie

There was a dancing cookie dancing on the beach one day, and he sees a lemonade stand. He goes down to it and asks for grapes. The people at the lemonade stand, perturbed, tell him that they have no grapes and send him away. The Dancing Cookie says, "That's cool," snaps his fingers, and moonwalks outta there.

The next day, the Dancing Cookie boogies on down to the lemonade stand and asks for some cherries. Now frustrated, the proprietors yell that they have no grapes, no cherries, only lemonade--maybe lemons. They threaten that they'll throw him into the ocean if he comes back again asking for something they don't have. The Dancing Cookie calmly replies, "It's all chill," and heads home.

The third day, the Dancing Cookie comes back and asks for some coconuts because it's the beach, duh.

So they throw the Dancing Cookie into the ocean.

EDIT: [Part 2](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/33y2z2/a_couple_went_on_a_cruise/)