A dance event is being held for people with injuries that have disabled them in some way, and a sweet young man with a wooden eye goes to ask a pretty young lady with a wooden leg to have a dance with him. "Oh would I!" she replies in excitement. Insulted, the young man screams and points at her, "Peg leg, peg leg!"
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