...bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2djbzn/whats_the_worst_excuse_to_break_up_one_can_give/cjq1huo
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