The craziest dream

Three young guys traveling together walk into a motel and find out there is only one room left and that room has only one bed. Since it's the only motel in town, the guys decide to suck it up for the night and share the bed. They get to their room, squeeze in, and quickly fall asleep.
The next morning, the guy on the left side of the bed wakes up and says, "I had the craziest dream. I dreamt I was getting the best handjob of my life."

The guy on the right side says, "That's amazing, I had the same dream!"

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "Wow, I had the weirdest dream! I was cross-country skiing really, really fast..."

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