...located on the rooftop of a 10-story building, and the first guy says to the second:
"There is a magic forcefield around this building, and if you jump out the window the forcefield will bounce you right back. Watch this!"
And the first guy jumps out the window, and sure enough he is bounced right back inside.
The second guy is amazed, and decides to give it a shot and jump out. He ends up falling all the way down to the ground.
The third guy then goes up to the first and says:
"You can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
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