One time there where these three people they where at the top of a cliff and where each givien one wish to get off so the burnet jumped off and said I wish I was an eagle and she turned into an eagle. Next the redhead jumped off and said I wish I was a hawk and she turned into one. Then the blonde was running and fell and said crap and turned into a crap.
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