A man, lets call him jim, goes to his buddys costume party wearing nothing but a pair of pants. Jim's friend walks over to him and says "hey, jim... uh what are you supposed to be?" Jim smiles and says "well im a premature ejaculation." His friend looks puzzled and asks "okay, well why arent you wearing any shoes... or a shirt?" Jim laughs and says "I just came in my pants!"
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