Lawyer Mom: “Your Honor, my client is accused of murder in the first degree. But let me ask you, and everyone else in this court room, this: (Mom voice) Have any of YOU ever murdered someone?”
Everyone looks around at each other, confused.
Judge: “Um, no?”
Lawyer Mom: (Puts hands on hips, closes her eyes, and continues in Mom voice) “Well then how can any of you tell my client that murder is bad if you have never even tried it? Hmmm?”
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