A man's talking to his priest and says "Father, I don't know what to do. Suddenly, all of these beautiful women want to have sex with me. I try to be good, but I have to confess, I'm weak. I slept with five women in the last three days."
The priest says, "Go home, squeeze five lemons into a cup, and drink it really fast."
The man asks, "Will that absolve me of all my sins?"
"No," the priest says.
"Will it help me resist temptation?"
"No."
"Then why..."
"It'll get that stupid smug grin off your face."
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