...was just waking up when his mother came into his bedroom.
"Son-a," she said, "I'm-a so a-worried about-a you! You no gotta education! You no gotta job! You no gotta ambition! What'sa gonna become of you-a!"
And her son said, "Mom, why are you talking like that? You're not Italian."
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