The CIA had an opening for an assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there
were three finalists � two men and one woman. For the final
test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. �We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.�
The first man said.�You can�t be serious. I could never
shoot my wife,�. The agent replies, �Then you�re not the right man for this
job."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. �I
tried, but I can�t kill my wife.� The agent replies, �You
don�t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.�


Finally, it was the woman�s turn. Only she was told to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, �You
guys didn�t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I
had to beat him to death with the chair.�