Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
- Unknown
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"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad
reputation."
- Henry A. Kissinger
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"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency,
even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
- Ronald Reagan
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