The Cheerios

One day, a lone cheerio goes to a party and finds a pretty female cheerio. He says to her "Hey there, beautiful. Would you like to go out with me?" The female cheerio says "Sorry, but I only date frosted cheerios." The male cheerio then goes home and looks to see how much money he has to get himself frosted. He only has enough money to get himself halfway frosted, so he goes and does just that. He goes to another party that the female cheerio just so happens to be at. "Hey there, beautiful. Would you like to go on a date with me?" he says to the female cheerio. She replies "Sorry, but I only date fully frosted cheerios." The male cheerio goes home for the night, and the next morning, asks for a raise at work. They give him the raise, and after a week, he has enough money to be fully frosted. He goes to another party that the female cheerio happens to be at. He says "Hey there beautiful, would you like to go out with me?" The female cheerio replies "Wow, you are a very handsome man. Of course I would go out with you. But first, could you get me some water?" The male cheerio then looks for a line for the water jug but can't find one. He returns to the female cheerio and says "There is no water line." She then asks him "could you get me some milk?" The male cheerio then looks for a line for the milk jug but can't find one. He returns to the female cheerio and says "There is no milk line." She then asks him "Could you get me some punch?" The male cheerio then looks for the line for the punch bowl but can't find one. He returns to the female cheerio and says "Sorry, but there is no punch line."