Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The 1st surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The 2nd surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order".
The 3rd surgeon shuts them all up when he says,
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the rear end are interchangeable."
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