Sharon and her friend Kitty, two little elderly ladies, are out for a drive in a large Mercedes with Kitty driving and Sharon in the front passenger seat. After a few minutes, they come to some traffic lights but although the lights are clearly at red, the car just continues across the intersection.
Sharon says to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
A few minutes later, they come to another set of lights and again they go through red, this time narrowly missing a car driving across them. Although Sharon is sure the light was at red, she is still convinced she is losing it. She is now getting very nervous.
At the next intersection, the light is again showing red and as before, the car goes across without slowing, so Sharon turns to Kitty and says, "Hey, did you know that you just passed 3 red lights in a row? What on earth are you doing â are you trying to kill us?"
Kitty turns to Sharon and replies, "Oh! Am I driving?"
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