A cab driver is driving late at night when an incredibly hot schoolgirl hails his cab.
He looks at her and admire the elegant short skirt and the sweater vest and innocent shoes. He can also smell heavy alcohol, she is clearly drunk hammered.
"you know it's been my dream to get a blow and anal from a hot schoolgirl" he says
She giggles and says "I'd give that to you you're pretty cute...but I'm only 17 so it'd be illegal"
The Cab driver says "hey hey hey guess what I'm actually 17 years old too!"
The girls face lights up and they do the dirty things.
After they're done, the driver says "hey, I'm sorry I just wanted to confess I'm actually not 17. My names Joe and I'm a 43 year old cabbie"
"No worries" the schoolgirl says "my name is Kevin and I'm on my way back from a costume party"
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