Who Is?

In Texas, coach Barry Switzer is upset on how the Cowboys played after the
season. They were not a good football team. He did not know what the secret was
to have a good team, so he goes to California where he finds coach Steve
Mariucci.


He asks Mariucci "What is the secret to having a good football
team?" Steve calls quarterback Steve Young over.


He asks Young "What is your father's brother's nephew?" Steve answers "That is
me, of course." Mariucci says "Barry, that is the secret to having a good
football team. You got to have a smart quarterback." Barry thanks Mariucci and
goes back to Texas.


Before football practice, Barry calls Troy Aikman over. He asks "What is your
father's brother's nephew?" Troy thinks about it and asks "Can you give me until
the end of practice?" Barry is disappointed at this time but says "Ok." During
practice, Troy goes over to Deion Sanders and asks "What is your father's
bother's nephew?" Deion answers "That is me, of course." After practice, Troy
went back to Barry and says "Barry, I know who my father's brother's nephew is!
Do you want me to tell you." Barry says "Yes! Who is he!" Troy answers "Deion
Sanders." Barry yells "NO, NO, NO you idiot! It is Steve Young!"