...when they receive a bid from an Irish company for 10,000 euros. Curious, they call in the head of the company and ask him how he plans to build the Chunnel for such a low price
"Oh it's easy" said the man. "My company is just me brother and myself."
More confused than ever, they ask "Well, how will the two of you build it?"
"That's the easy part. He's gonna start on one end, and I'll start on the other, and then we'll meet in the middle."
"But what if you don't?"
"Oh well then that's good for you, cause then, see, you get two tunnels for the price of one."
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