Suck It In


I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.


Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?"


"Sure it does," he said. "How else can I can see the numbers!"

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