there was a boy he went to the shop and asked his mum for an action man his mum said "no you can have anything you want when you get home" so they went home the boy rushed upstairs to go the toilet his dad was in the bath he said to his dad "dad wats dat thing in the water" and his dad said thats my alien friend" so the boy said "can i play with him" the boys dad said "no" the boy said "mum said i can do anything i want so the boy got in the next day his dad woke up and said where am i wats happened?" the boy said "your alien friend spat at me so i bit his head off"
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