A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand. What did you not understand ? And the blonde says: Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!
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