The blind girl I was getting a handjob from told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever put her hands on.

More darwin...

It's that time of year once again...Time for this year's Darwin Awards...

Since when?

A local mechanic was telling a story to his brother, his father, two garage...

A horse is...

The horse is like "You my mane man".

Honeymoon in...

My wife and I went on our honyemoon to Australia. Unfortunately, I had to...

Do you want to...

That's the spirit!

What's the...

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How do you put an...

you just open the door and put him in there. How do you put a giraffe in the...

Just because a...

Just because a doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows...

husband rock &...

wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband:...

Murphy's Laws For...

1.Bullet Proof' vests aren't. 2.The bigger they are, the harder they...