The Black Bartender

A young black man is tending bar one night when a half-drunk white man walks in and takes a seat. He yells out, "hey, nigger, gimme a beer!"

The bartender glares at the man, pours the beer and says, "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use that word around here."

Some time passes, the man finishes his beer and yells out, "Hey ya moolie, lemme get a shot of whiskey!"

The bartender begrudgingly pours the shot and says to the man, "that's the last time you use language like that in my bar, understand?"

"Yeah, whatever, ya lousy spook. " says the man as he swallows his shot.

" alright. That's it. How would you feel if you were in my place, having to be called names by the likes of you? Come on back here and you can serve me drinks for the rest of the night! " the bartender grabs the man by the collar and drags him behind the bar before taking a seat right in front at the bar.

" Yo, honkey, pour me a beer! "

" Sorry, mac, but we don't serve niggers here. "

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