A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny, always the first with his hand up and always the naughtiest says “I wanna be a billionaire Miss”
“I’ll be going to the most expensive clubs, take my best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day!”.
The teacher is shocked and and is not quite sure how to deal with his bad behaviour on this occasion.
She decides not to give importance to what he said and continue the lesson.
“So Susie. What do you want to be when you grow up?” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I just wanna be Johnny’s bitch!”
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