So God is watching this this biker as he rides in California, he was a real nasty guy in a biker gang, used to be a real bastard. Eventually he got married, had kids, left his life of crime behind him and became a really good guy. God then starts talking to him:
> So, you used to be a real bad guy, now you have a family and do plenty of charity work. I'm really impressed, i'm going to grant you one wish, tell me what you want.
The biker is thankful and responds.
>Wow God, thanks! I'm not really sure... Actually yeah, I want a bridge to Hawaii to ride my Harley on!
God seems a bit surprised and adds:
>Are you sure? I was expecting something a bit more spiritual, something related to knowledge. Do you know how much it would take to build such a bridge? It would take a huge amount of labor and an unimaginable amount of resources, not to mention there needs to be pillars that go to the bottom of the ocean.
The biker thinks for a second and replies:
>Yeah you're right, I'm asking for too much. Now that I think about it, I really want to understand my wife better, most of the I'm just clueless about how she feels or what she means, can you help me with that?
Now God pauses a second and answers:
>... How many lanes on the bridge?
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Got this joke from my dad
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