It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some
advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the
long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's
opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be
pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second
attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a
bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end
of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm
not opening the store!"
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