You must be single


A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:


1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.


She then goes to the check out line.


Cashier: Oh, you must be single


Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?


Cashier: No, you're f$%king ugly!

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