"What are you so happy about?" asked the best man.
"I just got the best blow job I have ever gotten in my life and I am about to marry that woman!" laughed the groom.
Soon, the marriage procession begins and the bride is beaming with glee as she walks down the aisle. As she hands her bouquet off her made of honer asks "I know you are happy to be getting married, but you're down right giddy. What's up?"
The bride shrugs and says, "I just gave the last blow job I will ever have to give in my life!"
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