The best kind watermelon... Disclaimer:This joke was told by my grandmother

A fruit salesman was having a normal day in his fruit shop.

A customer came along and asked for his best watermelon, and the

owner gave him a watermelon.

The customer asked

"Are you sure this is the best watermelon you have?"

"Yes sir" replied the owner, " the finest watermelon I have."

The customer was about to leave with his new, ripe watermelon

when suddenly, a truck went off course from the road and was mere

inches away from the customer and the fruit shop owner. The fright

caused the customer to drop his watermelon, which opened and

revealed that it was actually a pasty white color, not the ruby red

color a regular ripe watermelon has! The customer asked "Hey, I thought

you said that this watermelon was the ripest one you had!"

The fruit shop owner replied "Well yes, it was, until the truck came along.

You can't blame the watermelon for being white after having a near-

death experience!