The first vampire orders a pint of blood.
The second vampire gets blood mixed with vodka.
The third vampire asks for a cup of hot water.
The bartender asks, "You sure you don't want a pint of blood or some blood mixed with vodka?"
The third vampire says, "No thanks, I have a used tampon in my pocket to make tea."
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