The Bell Man

One day, a preist becomes all nervous. After a day at church he
puts up flyers saying he needs a new bell man to ring the bells
before every meeting at the church.


Then one day a man with no arms comes inside and says"i would
like the job for the bell man." At first the preist was
surprised at the man with arms. He started to laugh. "You can't
be the bell man! You have no arms! this job is no joke!" Sadly
the man replies"Im not joking, i can do this job with no arms.
Would you like me to prove?"


The preist was becoming up tight but did not want to create a
sin for the day. So he said ok.


They walked up the long twirling stairs to the bells. Then the
man slipped to underneath the bell and started moving his head
back and forth. From side to side the mans head shoke the bell.


Surprised! The preist became worried. The man soon became drozy.
and fainted. He fell off of the bell tower and to the ground
with enormous force!


When the police arrived they were asking any witnesses. The
preist came down from the bell tower to be interviewed. The
police officer asked what the man looked like. "I can't really
remember." said the preist. But I can tell one thing i remember.
He really knew how to use his head!