Shopping Day


I man with a speech imparement went into a bakery and asked for
a bum (bun). The baker handed over a bun and the man left. Then
he went into a hardwhere store and asked for a fucket (bucket).
The salesperson handed overa bucket and the man left. The man
went into the pet shop and asked for a cocken spankit.
(cokerspaniel). The lady handed over a cokerspaniel and a leash.
Apon leaving the shop the man accidently let go of the leash and
said to an old lady sitting n a park bench " Could you please
hold my bum and fucket, while i go and get my cokensapckit."

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